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Miss Hannah – oblivious to the mortal danger of her action - dares to disturb my peaceful nap (as I modestly refer to whatever I’m doing in that picture – if you know what I mean. And I think that you do..) in order to remind me of yet another deadline. If cats really do have 9 lives, I want to be President in my next one, so I too can enjoy 5 weeks of vacation. Oh, well… So what has happened since the last issue of the FDRAG Newsletter? Well, for one thing, the members of Citizens For Alternatives to Cow-Tipping Swift Justice have introduced a new feature on their site: Betting on upcoming executions.
Remarkably, instead of gambling money, the cheap bastards gamble “Karma points” – suffice it to say that irony is dead to me now…. Then again, so many things have come to have the opposite meaning of their customary inference: Men of God now advocate the assassination of foreign leaders (y’know, just like Jesus would do), war is peace, grieving mothers are enemies of the United States, men who mow down roadside memorials to our fallen soldiers are patriotic heroes, and people who question the policies of the administration are anti-democratic. However, polls indicate that we are at long last beginning to tire of the weekly Republican talking points, as evidenced by the President’s current approval ratings, which are hovering around 36% at the time of writing this (incidentally, lower than Nixon’s during Watergate), and even Pat Robertson was roundly criticized for his remarks about Hugo Chavez, which is pretty amazing considering all the shit he’s been getting away with saying for years – if you don’t believe me, come with me for a trip down memory lane to revisit some previous statements by this man who would support placing the 10 Commandments in all public places, even though he evidently has some difficulty with #VI:
First this charming little post-9/11 exchange between Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson: Jerry Falwell: “And, I know that I’ll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays, and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU,
People for the American Way – all of the who have tried to secularize America –
I point the finger in their face and say “you helped make this happen.”” Pat Robertson: “Well, I totally concur, and the problem is we have adopted that agenda at the highest levels of our government.
And so we’re responsible as a free society for what the top people do. And the top
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people, of course, is the court system..” (09/13/01) Then there’s this contribution to the Christian value that is misogyny: “Feminism encourages woman to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians” (GOP Convention 1992) , and another contribution to foreign policy: “If I could just get a nuclear device inside Foggy Bottom [referring to the State Department] I think that’s the answer” (700-show, October 2003) Finally, there’s this beautiful, compassionate prayer: “Would you join me and many others in crying out to our Lord to change the Court? If we fast and pray and earnestly seek God’s face, the he will hear our prayer and give us relief. One justice is 83 years old, another has cancer, and another has a heart condition.” (Letter on Pat Robertson’s website, 2003) *
As the deadline is looming I’m following the tragedy of New Orleans, and I came across these 2 pictures,
showing the exact same situation, but with a remarkable difference in the caption: It would seem that white people ‘find’ and black people ‘loot’. It is infuriating that we still find that media standards really haven’t evolved much, and that even in the middle of a disaster, racism is alive & well – because, other than racism I can conceive of no plausible explanation for the discrepancy. And it turns out that this is not the only problem I’m having with journalists: Once more, to my chagrin, I return to the issue of the Citizens for Swift Justice, because a journalist from the Gainesville Sun, Nate Crabbe, has posted to the online discussion board, ostensibly in order to solicit comments from members for an article in the works. Nate writes: “I want to speak with someone from the group who has written FL inmates such as [..] asking them to drop their appeals. If anyone has written to [..] that would be perfect. I have a letter a person [..] wrote to an inmate here named [.], so she would be good too…[..]” Nate also asserts – using the tried & true journalistic device of ‘some-people-say’— that “some are questioning the length of the appeals process.” Should Nate ever approach you for a statement or an interview, FDRAG asks that you keep his possible sympathies with CSJ in mind. Meanwhile, I will ask Miss Hannah to seek clarification from Nate on this issue, and then – since Miss Hannah had me de-clawed, following some minor incident involving her wardrobe – I shall pray for Our Lord Jesus Christ to shred Nate’s drapes.
Update: We have received news that Pat Robertson's prayer has been heard. R. Udeasheck has left the premises after noting that he'll be off somewhere, banging his head against a wall.
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